Have you been coughing and of strongly breath? Have you had conditions that are not conditions to see? Are you in the most dangerous step?
Then you might be receiving cancer!

In 2002, the lovely Miss V., a professor at a notable New England university received the future classic "Cancer Has Become the Number One Killer Disease" student paper from the astonishingly named Pisit Pornkitti. Due to her remarkable foresight, and Dr. Alex Moffett's scanner, we at Conhugeco Films are proud to bring you an informative video version of this landmark paper.

Don't be panic!

Read the original student paper here: Pisit's Cancer Classic

Are you too proud to appease the Peruvian gods? Well, Mr. Person Who Fishes For A Living, maybe that's why you keep getting flooded.

This is a paper originally by a Jeremy Lavine (Period 3). I assume it's real, but it came to me via Dr. Greg von Winckel—the guy I thought I wrote stuff with. Boy, were we wrong.

Read the original student paper here: Jeremy's Unique Take on El Niño

This is our entry for the Be An Aristocrat! contest sponsored by Think! Films. We lost!

Stars Mike Hightower and Skip Smith