Are you too proud to appease the Peruvian gods? Well, Mr. Person Who Fishes For A Living, maybe that's why you keep getting flooded.

This is a paper originally by a Jeremy Lavine (Period 3). I assume it's real, but it came to me via Dr. Greg von Winckel—the guy I thought I wrote stuff with. Boy, were we wrong.

Read the original student paper here: Jeremy's Unique Take on El Niño